{"product_id":"from-the-windows-towel","title":"From the Windows","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"From The Windows To The Walls\" Vintage Christmas Kitchen Towel - Because Deck The Halls Needs a Vintage Chaos Edition🎄✨\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFrom the windows... to the WALLS... 'til the garland drips down y’all!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e17.5\" x 28\" | 180GSM Flour Sack Cotton | Internal Hanging Loop\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eThis towel is for the holiday hostess who's one peppermint mocha away from turning into a festive tornado. Featuring classic \u003cstrong data-end=\"298\" data-start=\"258\"\u003evintage-style kids decorating a tree\u003c\/strong\u003e like good little angels (with just a hint of “I'm about to lose it”), this towel boldly reads what every over-caffeinated, glitter-covered soul is thinking: \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"527\" data-start=\"460\"\u003e\"From the windows to the walls, I'm about to deck these halls.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"527\" data-start=\"460\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eLooks like someone took the classic Christmas carol and gave it a modern twist that we absolutely didn't know we needed! Our vintage Christmas kitchen towel features adorable retro children decorating a Christmas tree with the cheeky phrase \"From The Windows To The Walls I'm About To Deck These Halls\" - because apparently even vintage kids had attitude.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"839\" data-start=\"822\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong data-end=\"839\" data-start=\"825\"\u003eGreat for\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"839\" data-start=\"822\"\u003eThe friend who decorates on November 1st and doesn't apologize\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"839\" data-start=\"822\"\u003eAdding main character energy to your kitchen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"839\" data-start=\"822\"\u003eLaughing through the tears of wrapping 47 gifts after midnight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"839\" data-start=\"822\"\u003eThose who survive on gangster wrap to get their energy going\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy This Towel is Pure Holiday Comedy Gold:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVintage children decorating a tree\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e= That classic 1950s charm with a sassy modern message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\"From The Windows To The Walls\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e= A playful twist on the traditional carol that'll make you chuckle every time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRetro Christmas styling\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e= Gives your kitchen that authentic vintage holiday vibe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e180GSM Flour Sack Cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e= Absorbs holiday baking disasters while delivering the laughs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cem\u003e17.5\"\u003c\/em\u003e x 28\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e= Big enough to hide behind when you're giggling at your own kitchen towel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFair Warning:\u003c\/strong\u003e May cause uncontrollable giggling while doing dishes and sudden urges to redecorate everything in sight. Side effects include guests asking where you found this gem and feeling like the coolest person in your friend group. 🎵\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eMachine washable because even sassy vintage kids need clean towels.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFLOUR SACK COTTON DETAILS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e180 GSM Flour Sack Cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eWith flour sack cotton yarn and looser weave, is known for its ability to absorb liquids efficiently, \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan data-processed=\"true\" class=\"T286Pc\"\u003emaking them effective for drying dishes and surfaces.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-processed=\"true\" class=\"\" data-wiz-rootname=\"ohfaMd\"\u003e\u003cspan data-processed=\"true\" data-animation-atomic=\"\" class=\"vKEkVd\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan data-processed=\"true\" class=\"\" data-wiz-rootname=\"ohfaMd\"\u003e\u003cspan data-processed=\"true\" data-animation-atomic=\"\" class=\"vKEkVd\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThe tightly woven construction of flour sack cotton prevents it from leaving behind lint or streaks on dishes and glassware.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003cspan data-processed=\"true\" class=\"T286Pc\"\u003eDespite their lightweight nature, flour sack towels are remarkably durable and can withstand frequent use and washing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-processed=\"true\" class=\"T286Pc\"\u003eThey are designed to last for years with proper care, making them a long-term investment for your kitchen.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-processed=\"true\" class=\"\" data-wiz-rootname=\"ohfaMd\"\u003e\u003cspan data-processed=\"true\" data-animation-atomic=\"\" class=\"vKEkVd\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGreat for wiping up cookie crumb explosions, covering your \"experimental\" holiday casseroles, or dramatically flinging over your shoulder when you're channeling your inner holiday decorator. Also excellent for cleaning up happy tears when you realize you've found the perfect balance of vintage charm and modern humor.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Gia Roma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52914904039584,"sku":"46987479318742","price":9.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0683\/4952\/6176\/files\/windowse_31f0e459-236a-424c-acd1-67559ed2b8f3.jpg?v=1760330825","url":"https:\/\/houseofawesome.shop\/products\/from-the-windows-towel","provider":"HouseOfAwesome","version":"1.0","type":"link"}